They weren't even trying all that hard. GloriouslyVictorious scored less in this one (130.46) than their season average of 147.47.
GloriouslyVictorious are on a roll, with victories in four straight matchups.
"Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. GloriouslyVictorious (7-1) have a better record than The Bloody Nine (3-5).
Even the computers think GloriouslyVictorious have a better-constructed roster. They have a higher projected points average (141.7) than The Bloody Nine (134.95).
You can't win if you leave points on the bench. GloriouslyVictorious has left fewer points on the bench this season (359.32) than The Bloody Nine (385.98).
GloriouslyVictorious don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than The Bloody Nine (3 vs 2).
GloriouslyVictorious have the clutch gene, with more close wins than The Bloody Nine (1 vs 0).
The Bloody Nine have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (3) than GloriouslyVictorious (1) this season and still losing the matchup.
By position, GloriouslyVictorious have outscored The Bloody Nine at QB, TE, and DEF this season.
GloriouslyVictorious don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 22 points, second-highest in the league.
The starters for GloriouslyVictorious had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for The Bloody Nine (1).
GloriouslyVictorious came out victorious despite having more players on a bye this week (4) than The Bloody Nine (2).
There's not much good to say about The Bloody Nine this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!