Week 16
4th & Schlong
10-6 163.5
171.53
Them Hanover Hittahz
133.5
7-9
172.41
Them Hanover Hittahz lose to 4th & Schlong in 163.5-133.5 rout
Them Hanover Hittahz failed to meet projections, as 4th & Schlong cruised to a 163.5-133.5 win. Them Hanover Hittahz grabbed a 57.5-point lead on Saturday behind 47 points from Jared Goff (323 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 12 Rush Yds) and Josh Allen (208 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 43 Rush Yds). But 4th & Schlong held the lead the rest of the way, powered by Patrick Mahomes, who passed for 251 yards , ran for 14 yards and scored 3 touchdowns for 26.9 points, and Derek Carr, who passed for 291 yards and a touchdown (24.8 points). This marks the second time this season 4th & Schlong have knocked off Them Hanover Hittahz, after winning 179.1-173.5 in their last matchup. 4th & Schlong end the season with a record of 10-6, while Them Hanover Hittahz finish the campaign at 7-9.
Matchup Timeline
4th & Schlong
Them Hanover Hittahz
Inside the Matchup
Matchup Player of the Week
Walker (10 Tackles, 1 Sack, 1 Int) scored 18.8 points in a 38-6 win over the Panthers in Week 16. His scoring output nearly doubled his 9.65-point projection and was much higher than his 7.56-point season scoring average.
Top Player Comparison
Matchup Highlights
Saturday
Jared Goff had a 22-yard touchdown pass for Them Hanover Hittahz, while Josh Allen had a 53-yard touchdown pass to contribute to a 57.5-0.0 lead for Them Hanover Hittahz.
Sunday Late
Derek Carr had a 56-yard touchdown pass and a 43-yard pass for 4th & Schlong, who trailed 129.5-118.1 after the late games.
Points By Position
4th & Schlong
Them Hanover Hittahz
Standings Update
Is it just us or did the end of the season come out of nowhere? Time flies when you're having fun. Before we look ahead to next year, we'd like to dig into this season one last time.
4th & Schlong
4th & Schlong finished the season averaging 177.1 points per game, 3rd-best in the league, placing them 3rd in the standings at the end of the regular season.
Important Players
3857 Pass Yds, 25 Pass TDs, 197 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Derrick Henry
Best Drafted
1329 Rush Yds, 13 Rush TDs, 206 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs
Kyle Allen
Best Acquisition
3027 Pass Yds, 17 Pass TDs, 101 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs
Them Hanover Hittahz
Them Hanover Hittahz ended the season averaging 159.7 points per game, 5th-most in the league, placing them 7th in the standings at the end of the regular season.
Important Players
1235 Rush Yds, 11 Rush TDs, 418 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD
3084 Pass Yds, 20 Pass TDs, 510 Rush Yds, 9 Rush TDs
Donald Payne
Best Acquisition
60 Tackles, 1 Sack
StatSmack
We heard scoring helps you win. 4th & Schlong are doing a better job of that, averaging 177.05 versus Them Hanover Hittahz's 159.69.
Even the computers think 4th & Schlong have better players. They have a higher projected points average (176.55) than Them Hanover Hittahz (166.05).
Once 4th & Schlong put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than Them Hanover Hittahz (4 vs 2).
4th & Schlong should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more weeks than Them Hanover Hittahz (7 vs 6).
By position, 4th & Schlong have outscored Them Hanover Hittahz at QB, WR, K, and IDP this season.
4th & Schlong don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 8 points, third-highest in the league.
Hey Them Hanover Hittahz, maybe you'll have better luck next year!